If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Ladies don't puke and tell
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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