Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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