a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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