wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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