I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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