Me too!
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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