are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
