just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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