I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
