I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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