I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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