You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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