But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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