Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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