That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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