It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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