ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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