Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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