sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i think i have two assholes
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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