everyone is single if you try hard enough
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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