Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
honey bunches of taint.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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