it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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