So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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