My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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