R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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