Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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