Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i wish my penis had a tongue
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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Let's get the cat blown out
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
The adults are the big ones right?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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