So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
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About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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