I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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