I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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