There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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