we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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