Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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