why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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