dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
