don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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