What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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