Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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