That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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