Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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