Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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