Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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