who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Help. Why am I so naked?
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