So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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