just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
it's like heaven, but drunker
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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