why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
porn star boner night. come get it.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I don't deserve a penis
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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