Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
This is the prime rib incident all over again
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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