Clothes are such an inconvenience.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Alive.
So much puke
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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