I think I am morally bankrupt
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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