Sponge bath it is.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
