awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
