There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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