Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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