Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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