had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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