Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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