You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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